cyclopette:

*wakes up at 9* nice

*immediately falls asleep, wakes up at noon* less nice

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Pete Wentz dancing or whatever this is.

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waltersnowwhite:

a detailed list of things i hate

  • hot weather
  • high temperatures
  • heat
  • warmer than average conditions

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Andrew Lincoln poses for a portrait at the Getty Images Portrait Studio powered by Samsung Galaxy at Comic-Con International 2014 

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hejibits:

All those times you thought you felt a text message were actually a cute lil ghost who wanted to be your friend.

You monster.

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tramampoline:

angrytransblogger:

marcovicci:

darkcountrymagic:

does anyone have that pic of the guy giving another guy head in a vacant lot while the kid does a sick wheelie but also there are some dogs having a threeway and orbs

SIGNAL BOOST BECAUSE I DONT REALLY BELIEVE THIS IS A REAL IMAGE BUT I WANT TO GIVE ERZY THE BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT

image

this one?

what an incredible description but on the other hand i too will never forget this image

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thyartisdisney:

LabraThor

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warsquirtle:

Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life

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hamfarto:

hamfarto:

im having one of those unattractive days

i mean years

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Zooey Deschanel for InStyle (August 2014)

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texas-red-dirt-sunset:

introbulus:

one-hamburger:

dicksp8jr:

fionaaelizabeth:

If corals get stressed they die, so if I was coral I would be dead 

what do coral even get stressed about

Current events

I sea.

guys, i work at an aquarium and my coworkers and i have literally laughed at this for three days straight. everytime we pass each other we whisper “current events” and crack up. our customers think we are nuts.

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nirvanaschild:

I’m sorry but this made my whole day

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Who are you pretending to be?

Bruce Wayne, eccentric billionaire.

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death-rebirth-senshi:

Why do people sexualize boobs when we could be doing this with them

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