*wakes up at 9* nice
*immediately falls asleep, wakes up at noon* less nice
Pete Wentz dancing or whatever this is.
a detailed list of things i hate
- hot weather
- high temperatures
- warmer than average conditions
Andrew Lincoln poses for a portrait at the Getty Images Portrait Studio powered by Samsung Galaxy at Comic-Con International 2014
All those times you thought you felt a text message were actually a cute lil ghost who wanted to be your friend.
does anyone have that pic of the guy giving another guy head in a vacant lot while the kid does a sick wheelie but also there are some dogs having a threeway and orbs
SIGNAL BOOST BECAUSE I DONT REALLY BELIEVE THIS IS A REAL IMAGE BUT I WANT TO GIVE ERZY THE BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT
what an incredible description but on the other hand i too will never forget this image
Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life
im having one of those unattractive days
i mean years
Zooey Deschanel for InStyle (August 2014)
If corals get stressed they die, so if I was coral I would be dead
what do coral even get stressed about
guys, i work at an aquarium and my coworkers and i have literally laughed at this for three days straight. everytime we pass each other we whisper “current events” and crack up. our customers think we are nuts.
I’m sorry but this made my whole day
Who are you pretending to be?
Bruce Wayne, eccentric billionaire.